Snooki

Siri, Apple’s iPhone 4S vocal assistant, can help a lot, even for Snooki! ;)

Yes, makeup can change a person. Snooki really looks like another person without a little help from the cosmetic industry. Are cosmetics devoted to make average girls’s lifes somehow bearable? :)

Obviously, Nicole Snooki Polizzi is into terrible drawings and she asked for one of them on her shoulder. Looks like a panther/tiger shooting star or something? Only Snooki knows it and how that makes her day. Poor girl. Don’t you wanna help her? :) Photos: Splash

Yep, that’s right. No special effects needed here. 100% natural little thing. ;)

We’re glad to know from a survey by Parade Magazine that Kim Kardashian, Charlie Sheen and Snooki were voted the most annoying celebs alive. But maybe the three winners still don’t care as some say: as long as people talk about you in good or bad, they talk about you! ;)

Is Jersey Shores “Snooki” training for a position in the NFL? She performed this unexpected touchdown choreography while leaving West Hollywood Club Eleven. Photos : Flynet pictures

Poor Snooki, her nice MGM Grand party pic was destroyed by an army of gorgeous gals by the pool. So sad Snooki is not the star here! ;)

Hmm… no, in fact the bodyguards are normal, Snooki is the miniature! ;) She tries to find a path to Jimmy Fallon’s show. Keep it up Snooki! :)

Snooki the dwarfy just did the show in Florence, Italy. She figured how to crash her car into the police car, injuring two officers. But obviously all this was a joke!

Christina Aguilera is doing what she can to rework herself as a decent artist. In such a path, she tries a very Snooki-like pose. Pathetic or aesthetic?