Eva Longoria

Seems sweet Eva Longoria former Parker went to consult Dr. Tattof, the tatto guru in town. Mission? Please remove that ugly “nine” thing I wear in my back neck, will ya? Stupid thing from the past. Sourvenirs, sourvenirs. Now, what is she going to write there? :) (retouched pics for illustration, real result won’t probably [...]

Yep, Eva Longoria is just carrying too much stuff these days. She really should consider buying a third arm, yep. And maybe one with two hands at the end of it. Beverly Hills women! ;)

No no no, Eve Longoria said it on her WhoSay page: she’s not dating Matt Barnes, at all! They’re only doing some kind of charity together and that’s it. OKAY? Stop it, now! ;)

Eva Longoria is a fashion lover. Especially when the design is by Victoria Beckham. Check her blue dress at a Glamour magazine event, very ordinary but signed by Victoria. So chic. Girls help each other in business! ;)

Yes, seems Eva is having a good time with her pal Mario Lopez in West Hollywood (you know, where all things happen). Should beware of the flies though. :) Photo: X17online

Eva Longoria tried her own “Beso” restaurant last night. A cool way to save money and compensate from not having anymore an NBA star as a husband and soon saying adios to the Desperate Housewives. Nothing is forever, even in Mexico. Somebody to comfort her? Nope? Okay… :)

Eva Longoria want’s to rule the glam world by going short but hey, too short is too short. Thousands tried that before her: you can’t expect to show without showing, that doesn’t work! ;)

Eva Longoria is happy to show her seafood feast to the poors! ;)

Little Eva Longoria posted above pic to show the world how poor is her pole dance style. She accumulated those wounds by performing pole dance for Desperate Housewives. Ouch. She should ask for a body double, and stay safe (i.e. go shopping) while the pros wrap the pole scene! ;)

In this economy, you can expect things to go bad before they go worse. Even when you’re Eva Longoria. Latina Desperate Housewife is just ending her “Eve” club venture in Las Vegas, but keeps the attached restaurant “Beso Steackhouse” alive. Eva is a fighter and she still owns another club! Ariiiibaaa!