September 2009

Rihanna

Rihanna so blonde at JFK airport. Wooooot!

Lily Allen Retires From Music !

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Yeeeeeeeh ! Little dwarf Lily Allen said she leaves the record industry ! Phew, took soooo long ! She now can fully focus on a stripper career ! :-) PS: but this smells more like a crap marketing trick to buzz for free !

Victoria Beckham Scanned !

Victoria Beckham gets quality control while leaving the hotel ! :-)

Lady Gaga and Kanye West on Tour !

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The two controversy-made-human are on gig together.

Paris Hilton Talks Underwater !

Paris says she just found a jewlery shop underwater ! Yeeee ! What a Wonderfull Life ! ;-)

Rihanna is Blonde !

Call me Blonde, Rihanna Blonde ! Seriously, I don’t remember any pop-something that managed to avoid the blonde color pot. Must be a curse. Do really men like blondes that mucho ??

Renee Zellweger is Back as Bridget Jones !

Renee will not gain fat on her own this time. To fit the XXL Bridget Jones, special effects will handle it this time ! I love special effects ! :-)

Eva Longoria Shopping in Paris !

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Obviously great shopping session in Paris for Eva ! :-)

A Message From Bruce !

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Bruce is back with a reworked baseline ! Phew ! Da Wolrd ?? :-) Aaah, that’s better !

Brad Global Pitt !

Brad is modestly touring to promote ‘Inglorious Basterds’ !

Amy Talks Heavy !

Amy Winehouse performed her oral talents in a North London secondary school. To show young generations how to behave ! :-(

Holly Madison The Brain !

Holly honestly facing reality ! ;-)

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